Wednesday, March 17, 2010

being IRISH means...

you swear very well
you think you sing very well
you have no idea how to make a long story short
much of your food was boiled
you're strangely poetic after a few beers
you're poetic a lot
you don't know the words but that doesn't stop you from singing
"Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge"
you're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency
there wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last kegger
you are, or know someone, named "Murph"
if you don't know Murph, then you know "Flah"
you are genetically incapable of keeping a secret
your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room


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