Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A. Every night he turns into a bat.
Q. What do they teach in witching school? A. Spelling.